Best Selling Trash Witch

I may be trash, but at least I'm *~witchy~* trash! This raccoon uses the power of crystals to harness trash vibes. The nocturnal "trash witch" also worships the moon, and practices witchcraft in your local dumpster. Be on the lookout for these crafty sorcerers...

Introducing the ultimate shirt for those who embrace their inner "trash witch". Don this tee and let everybody know that you are not just any dumpster diver - you are a mystical creature who feeds off the energy of the universe to create spells and potions that are as powerful as they are smelly. Whether you are scouring the streets for mystical ingredients, or just lounging around in your lair, this shirt will keep you in touch with your craft - and your trash! And don't worry about the haters - those who scoff at your lifestyle have clearly never experienced the transformative power of a good dumpster dive. So put on your crown of rubbish and celebrate your magical identity with pride, knowing that you are a true trash queen.

Introducing "Witches Be Reading" t-shirt - the perfect combination of literature and witchcraft. This shirt is a must-have for all the book lovers and magic enthusiasts out there who are not afraid to show off their love for both. Featuring bold, black lettering against a white background, this t-shirt is a fashion statement and a conversation starter at the same time. Express your love for books and witchcraft through this unique design which represents the power of reading and the magical world of witches. "Witches Be Reading" t-shirt is not just a piece of clothing, it's a statement of individuality and empowerment. The design of the shirt highlights the fact that reading can be a powerful tool to ignite one's inner witch and embrace the mystical world. Whether you're out on a casual day or attending a novel-themed event, this t-shirt will surely turn heads and start interesting conversations. Be bold, be yourself and show off your passion for books and witchcraft with "Witches Be Reading" t-shirt. bookworm avid readers fiction non-fiction novel literary bibliophile bookish.

I may be trash, but at least I'm *~witchy~* trash! This raccoon uses the power of crystals to harness trash vibes. The nocturnal "raccoon witch" also worships the moon, and practices witchcraft in your local dumpster. Be on the lookout for these crafty sorcerers...

I may be trash, but at least I'm *~witchy~* trash! This raccoon uses the power of crystals to harness trash vibes. The nocturnal "raccoon witch" also worships the moon, and practices witchcraft in your local dumpster. Be on the lookout for these crafty sorcerers...

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Gather your coven and witchy crew with this funny, "Sup Witches" witchy design with the phases of the moon and some red roses. Perfect for casting spells and making witch friends!

Party like the trash you are with this funny ironic self-deprecating humor t shirt with the phrase " You're Trash I'm Trash Let's Get Trashed", perfect for throwing yourself into the dumpster, drinking, getting turnt, not taking yourself too seriously, and being trash, be it hipster or weeaboo.

Party like the trash you are with this funny ironic self-deprecating humor t shirt with the phrase " You're Trash I'm Trash Let's Get Trashed", perfect for throwing yourself into the dumpster, drinking, getting turnt, not taking yourself too seriously, and being trash, be it hipster or weeaboo.

Party like the trash you are with this funny ironic self-deprecating humor t shirt with the phrase " You're Trash I'm Trash Let's Get Trashed", perfect for throwing yourself into the dumpster, drinking, getting turnt, not taking yourself too seriously, and being trash, be it hipster or weeaboo.

You're a badass witch and no one can boss you around. Take over Halloween with your bad attitude, wicked spells, black cats, magic potions, and this cute witch costume shirt!

You're a badass witch and no one can boss you around. Take over Halloween with your bad attitude, wicked spells, black cats, magic potions, and this cute witch costume shirt!

Magic isn't real? Witch please! Show that you're the babe with the power in this lovely witch inspired shirt. This design features an illustration of a hand holding a smudge stick made of sage and lavender.

Introducing The Witch tee - the ultimate statement piece for all you spell-casting, potion-brewing, tarot-reading enthusiasts out there! This enchanting design features a black cat perched on top of a crystal ball, flanked by crescent moons and mystical imagery. Don't let her wicked grin fool you - she's just waiting for you to offer her a bribe in the form of cat treats or catnip! Whether you're heading to a coven meeting, witchy gathering, or just want to show off your mystical side, this shirt is sure to turn heads. Made with 100% dark magic and a touch of sass, The Witch tee is perfect for all occasions. So why wait? Get yours today and show the world that you're a force to be reckoned with!

Poor Unfortunate Trash. In pain, in need. This one's longing to be garbage that one wants to get the filth, and do I help them? Yes indeed. Show your love for trash pandas and the sea witches with this Ursula parody design.

Witch witch bish, another spell in the cauldron! If you got a rivalry or trying hex someone that's thrown some witchy shade at you! Just say witch witch bish and cast a spell this Halloween in this cute and trendy, parody, witch shirt!

Do you feel like a boss witch every day? Our "The Witch" tee is the perfect way to express your magical personality. Make a statement with this stylish and comfortable shirt that showcases your mystical and powerful side. This shirt is a perfect conversation starter for those who love cats, tarot, and witchcraft. You'll love the feeling of the soft and comfortable fabric against your skin, making you feel empowered and confident. Whether you wear it alone or underneath a stylish jacket, this shirt will make you stand out in the best way possible. Get ready to cast spells and have fun with our "The Witch" shirt. Make sure you have plenty of treats and catnip on hand because your feline familiar will want to hang out with you even more when they see how fierce you look in this shirt. This versatile tee is perfect for doing spell work and going out with friends. Order yours today and embrace your inner magic!

Double, Double, Toil and trash, flies buzz and OH LOOK PIZZA. Trashy animals probably have the best halloween spirit. After all, they get to peruse all your trashcans while you're out trick or treating!

Double, Double, Toil and trash, flies buzz and OH LOOK PIZZA. Trashy animals probably have the best halloween spirit. After all, they get to peruse all your trashcans while you're out trick or treating!

Eek! Feel the burn with this workout witch! Spells and squats are magical this time of year.

Looking for a shirt that will make your workouts a little more enchanting? Meet the Thick Witch (Workout Witch) tee! With this magical shirt, you'll be able to cast a spell on your squats and leave everyone in awe of your fierce, witchy power. Whether you're hitting the gym or going for a run through the forest, this shirt will help you feel like a total boss. And with a cheeky slogan like "Eek! Feel the burn," you'll be sure to get plenty of laughs and compliments from all your gym buddies. So why settle for a boring old workout shirt when you can channel your inner witch and dominate your workouts? Get your Thick Witch tee today and conjure up some serious fitness magic!

Does Trash Nocturn you on? These are nocturnal nighttime trash sluts, how could they not be? Show off your love for trash animals and sexual puns with this lingerie opossum and raccoon design! Sluts for trash only!

Does Trash Nocturn you on? These are nocturnal nighttime trash sluts, how could they not be? Show off your love for trash animals and sexual puns with this lingerie opossum and raccoon design! Sluts for trash only!

Who needs to turn red when you can turn trash?! Show your love of trash cats with this "trash baby" design!

Who needs to turn red when you can turn trash?! Show your love of trash cats with this "trash baby" design!

Are you tired of taking your workouts too seriously? If you're all about the raccoon humor and love to add a bit of fun to your fitness routine, then the "My Workout is Trash" t-shirt is perfect for you! Featuring a hilarious design of a raccoon rummaging through a garbage bin, it's a witty way to embrace your inner gym rat while still keeping things light and entertaining. Whether you're running marathons or just doing a simple yoga routine, this t-shirt will remind you not to take it all too seriously. The fun design is perfect for sparking conversations and attracting others who share your love of raccoon jokes and unconventional workouts. So, go ahead and grab a "My Workout is Trash" t-shirt and add some laughter to your fitness journey!

Are you tired of the same old boring t-shirts? Spice up your wardrobe with our catchy and witty "Poor Unfortunate Trash Raccoon" design. This Ursula parody tee features a quirky trash panda longing to find its way back to the garbage. And who can blame them? The filthier, the better! Our tee is perfect for those who love all things trash and sea witches. Whether you're out and about or lounging at home, this shirt will surely bring a smile to your face. Don't be a poor unfortunate soul without one. Order yours today and show the world your love for all things trash!

I may be trash, but at least I'm a trash *~fairy~* ! This raccoon uses the power of friendship and love of trash to flutter around on their sweet fairy wings, gliding from dumpster to dumpster, foraging in the starlight!

I may be trash, but at least I'm a trash *~fairy~* ! This raccoon uses the power of friendship and love of trash to flutter around on their sweet fairy wings, gliding from dumpster to dumpster, foraging in the starlight!

Are you coffee trash? Then this opossum and raccoon are right there with you! This cute coffee lover design is perfect for those who need a bean boost to make it through life!

Are you coffee trash? Then this opossum and raccoon are right there with you! This cute coffee lover design is perfect for those who need a bean boost to make it through life!